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All you need to know about the Bus driver
Hometown
Small town Iowa—that’s all you need to know. Ok, it is near Creston. Ok it is Creston.
Little Known Fact about You
I like to take baths. Long ones. Nothin’ better than a hot bath. I got one of them floatin’ koozies at the flea market for ten cents. Holds my drink and keeps the hot water out for the most part.
What is playing on your iPod?
iPod? What are you talkin’ about? Are you talkin’ dirty?
What is in your CD player?
CD player, DC player, what? What is that? I got one of them tape players but the Phyllis is always eatin’ the tapes and pukin’ up the plastic. Dumb dog.
#1 Pet Peeve
Well if it has to be about pets, Phyllis eatin’ the tapes is as bad as it gets. I don’t like it when she drinks my bathwater either because she is always gettin’ sick from it anyway.
What is the food you can’t live without?
When I have been drinkin’ I like jelly doughnuts. On the rare occasion I am not, I like them knock off, generic “ho-ho’s”. Bean dip is good on those.
Most annoying habit?
Mine? Well I would say it would be leavin’ the toilet seat up. But I don’t have an old lady around so she probably wouldn’t care. That’s why I don’t have a toilet seat at all. One less thing to clean, I think.
What is in your cup?
I don’t think I can tell you, my attorney isn’t present. Want to smell it?
Parting bit of wisdom?
Ride the BUS.
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