Yeppers, it's getting to be that time of year.  Golf season.  So here's some caddy comedy to give you a chuckle while you work on your putting skills.

TEN BEST CADDY REMARKS: 
  
    #10 
    Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." 
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" 
    
    #9 
    Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." 
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." 
      
    #8 
    Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" 
    Caddy: "Yes, you miss the ball much closer now." 
      
    #7 
    Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" 
    Caddy: "Eventually." 
      
    #6 
    Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." 
    Caddy: "I don't think so. That would be too much of a Coincidence." 

      
    #5 
    Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." 
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." 
    
    #4 
    Golfer: "How do you like my game?" 
    Caddy: "Very good, but personally, I prefer golf." 
    
    #3 
    Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? 
    Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day." 
    
    #2 
    Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." 
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." 
      
    #1 Best Caddy Comment: 
    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." 
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."